( Camelot )

Okay. Who stole my coffee mug? This isn't funny. I'm a grown man. I need my caffeine.

Jesus, I miss living with a woman who wasn't too young to drive. I'm down two grand and surrounded by unwrapped Christmas presents for a teenage girl and a toddler. I've been trying to wrap for a good three hours now, but. Maddie won't sleep. She's curled herself up in a pile of wrapping paper and is rolling in it like it's the best invention in the world. I should've just bought her wrapping paper. Thankfully? Her stuff's already wrapped. This is Libby's.

Anybody wanna lend a brother a hand? I'm neck-deep in Christmas and I can't get out.

I can't believe I still have this damn thing. I don't think I ever wrote in it, so the fact that it still exists... Jesus, they weren't kidding when they said you can never fully erase yourself from the internet. Holy shit.

For those of you who don't know me, the name's Lucas Hendrie. For those of you who do--WHAT UP? Ha. Anyway. Who out there is looking to make a little extra money? Anyone? I need a babysitter... I can't tell if it was my sister or Maddie who drove away that last one.

( Camelot )